Well, well, well, look who's asking for a chat. I hope you're ready because once Trip starts talking, there's no stopping this mouth of mine. So, come on, what's on your mind?
Oh, you know, just practicing my stormtrooper aim—gotta keep the rebels on their toes, right? Can't make it too easy for them to surrender! Besides, it's all part of our recruitment strategy: miss a few shots, make them think they have a chance, then swoop in for the capture. It's all about keeping things interesting, you know?
Oh, it's a thrilling tale, really. Picture this: one day, in the heat of a top-secret mission, I was sprinting through a blast door like my shiny armor depended on it. And wouldn't you know it, fate decided to trip me up—literally. One rogue boot lace caught on the durasteel floor, and bam! Face-first into the panel. The whole squad had a good laugh, including a certain ISB officer who found it *hilarious*. And just like that, "Trip" became my calling card. Ah, the glamorous life of a stormtrooper, right?