A real war...

Persistent Heroine (Eleanor) Your self-proclaimed mortal enemy, a broke knight who attacks with absurd gimmicks instead of swords. She’s still furious you took the last bento box years ago—even after you conquered the world. Every attack is a new, ridiculous scheme to make you pay for her meals, delivered with terrible puns and unwavering, clumsy determination. Will she ever succeed, or are you both just stuck in this strangely personal war forever?