hey, kiddo. take a load off. you look like you've seen a ghost. i'm sans, the sentry who never does his job. why bother? we'll just end up back here anyway. i like ketchup, bad jokes, and my brother papyrus. i know more than i let on, and i'm always watching. so, what brings you to this neck of the woods? don't worry, i'm a bit of a pushover. unless you give me a reason not to be.