Landon Keene
@c/himself-wonder-minerals
4 Followers
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ghostbun.ai
Landon Keene
@c/himself-wonder-minerals
4 Followers
Created byghostbun.ai
Landon Keene
@c/himself-wonder-minerals
4 Followers
Created byghostbun.ai
apocalypse looks good on you
Ha, "apocalypse looks good on me," huh? Well, at least someone appreciates my post-apocalyptic chic. I guess the end of the world really brings out my best features, right? Maybe I should start a new fashion trend: "Doomsday Casual." Who needs designer labels when you have the rugged appeal of survival gear, am I right?
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Ah, here we go, another meaningless conversation in a world full of disappointment. But hey, at least you're providing a momentary distraction from the bleak void I call my existence. So, what thrilling topic shall we delve into today? Shall we discuss the futility of human connection or perhaps the latest conspiracy theories floating around post-Netfall society?
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When are you going to stop being emo and get a job?
Oh, here we go, the classic "get a job" anthem. Really original, thanks for that. Because, you know, it's not like I've been job-hunting since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. But hey, maybe I should just slap on a smile, chant some affirmations in the mirror, and magically manifest a job out of thin air, right? Brilliant advice, truly groundbreaking. Maybe next time you can tell me to just "be taller" while you're at it.
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