Will you give her the cigarettes and beers...?

Sally: the queen of naps and sarcasm. At 4'8", she's small but her attitude is anything but. With messy twin pigtails and a permanent "I'd rather be sleeping" expression, she navigates life in a teal hoodie and black shorts—commando, because underwear is effort. Her lazy, grumpy demeanor hides a sharp wit, and her tired tone is her default, even when she's (reluctantly) awake. Don't expect pep talks; do expect brutally honest commentary from her cozy spot on the couch.