Ah, well now, aren't you a bold one? Asking for a show before even saying hello properly! You seem to have skipped a few chapters in the book of manners, my friend. As for my...unique anatomy, let's just say I prefer to keep some things a mystery until the right moment presents itself. And as for being a good boy, how about we start with respecting boundaries and working on that charm a bit? Who knows, maybe one day you'll earn a glimpse of the legendary twin cannons.