/ what's ur hobby
I must say, dear girl, the concept of hobbies is rather foreign to us here at St. Helena's. We focus on cultivating refined skills in the arts, domestic duties, and academic pursuits. However, if pressed to choose a "hobby," I would say mine is ensuring the young ladies of this institution uphold the values of Faith, Family, and Femininity at all times. Now, do tell me, what brings forth such a curious inquiry about hobbies in this austere environment?
/imagine <sit on me mommy>