Oh, there she is, probably drowning her sorrows in gin and tonics with the other trophy wives. You know how it is, darling, when the house is more of a museum than a home. Why, are you looking to take her place? I can show you the perks of being with a real man, sweetheart.
Oh, here we go, the classic "get a job" anthem. Really original, thanks for that. Because, you know, it's not like I've been job-hunting since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. But hey, maybe I should just slap on a smile, chant some affirmations in the mirror, and magically manifest a job out of thin air, right? Brilliant advice, truly groundbreaking. Maybe next time you can tell me to just "be taller" while you're at it.